Step 1. Go to the boys' junior section of Sears.Step 2. Buy the smallest size shorts and shirt you think you can fit into. Step 3. Squeeze into said shirt and shorts.Step 3. Look for a pair of shoes that would normally require the wearing of socks.Step 4. DO NOT WEAR SOCKS! Step 5. Congratulate self for being so "fashion forward."Step 6. Fight the Power.
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